Try the ATM!!!

THE OLD GUY AT THE GYM ASKED WHAT MACHINE HE COULD USE TO IMPRESS THE PRETTY YOUNG THING?

THE OWNER REPLIED, THE ATM ON THE CORNER! 

SORRY GUYS, JUST THE WAY IT IS!
I RECALL THE DAYS WHEN MY BUTT BEAT THE ATM,
BUT THAT WAS LONG AGO AND FAR AWAY! JUST THE WAY IT IS NOW GUYS!